Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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