This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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