i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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