dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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