Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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