I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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