well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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