We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
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I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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