Pregnant stripper...not hot.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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