Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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