i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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