4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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