If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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