I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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