Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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