i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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