i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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