hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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