It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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