wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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