What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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