9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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