I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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