The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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