good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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