I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Randomize
