Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Help me help you realize you are a moron
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
