Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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