You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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