I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
