We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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