I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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