in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Green mimosas i think yes
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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