Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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