My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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