just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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