physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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