You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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