My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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