I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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