Duck Duck Cougar?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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