Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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