It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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