Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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