Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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