so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
