i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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