did you get engaged???
my vag is so smooth its legendary
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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