she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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