Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Sorry my hands just texted you
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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