Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
why didn't you poke me back
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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