Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
operation harelip BJ is a go
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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