My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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