where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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