I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
