I heard we made out
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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