Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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